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Unisex Hoodie - "Minimum Morale" Staff Wellness Funny Cry Off the Clock Graphic Hoodie
Unisex Hoodie - "Minimum Morale" Staff Wellness Funny Cry Off the Clock Graphic Hoodie
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This heavyweight hooded sweatshirt feels like a calm, private shrug against a long shift. The deep brown fabric and bold, comic-style artwork lean into dark humor-‘Minimum Morale’ on the chest and a lively scene on the back that reads “Staff Wellness Policy: Cry Off The Clock.” Short-sleeve-print treatment runs down both sleeves for extra attitude. It’s built to be warm and substantial, with a fleece-lined hood, roomy kangaroo pocket, and a relaxed cut that layers easily over shirts. Wear it after a rough day at work, on late-night runs to the store, or lounging at meetups where coworkers will get the joke. The print speaks the language of burnt-out staff who still want to laugh - a wearable inside joke that says: you survived today, and you’ll survive tomorrow.
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz fabric with soft fleece-lined hood for warmth
- Cotton/polyester blend for durability and comfortable hand-feel (ratios vary by color)
- Relaxed, generous fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband for secure layering
- Split-stitch double-needle sewn seams for long-lasting construction
- Tear-away label for itch-free, tagless comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.50 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 24.50 | 26.50 | 27.50 | 28.50 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Independent Trading Company IND4000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat
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